Madam Satan! The DEVIL'S GIRLFRIEND! Stalking the Earth using her feminine wiles to bring destruction to mankind! Perhaps betraying a deep-seated misogyny on the part of the writers! Who can say?
WE JOIN TODAY'S MADAM SATAN ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
I would say if your revenge plan involves "hoping they don't wake up", start over. Try hitting the guy with a 2x4 next time, baldy. But Madam Satan will put this revenge plan back on track! How will you do it, Madam Satan? How will you convince the village that a vampire stalks among them??
Madam Satan will convince the town vampires are real by... actually turning herself into an actual vampire and actually sucking peoples' blood. That's one way to do it, I guess. I suppose. Some of us like a little more finesse in our vampire-convincing plans, I'm just sayin'.
I'll hand it to this comic - usually there's at least an attempt to try and provide some kind of alternative explanation to a rash of vampire attacks, but not here - it's vampires all the way, right from the start.
WEATHER TONIGHT WILL BE CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF HIDEOUS APPARITIONS OF SKULL FACED WOMEN FLOATING ABOVE TOWN. ENRAGED MOBS ARE ADVISED TO BRING AN UMBRELLA.
Hero attempts murder, has complete mental breakdown and total loss of faith in all humanity, sending his wife away to be killed as Madam Satan vogues in the corner. Sometimes I think Dr. Wertham was right.
But just when all seems darkest, a glowing monk on a burro arrives from out of nowhere to save the day. But will they save Tom from the kisses of Madam Satan?
It's not often you can spot bad relationship material so easily, but tiny skulls in her eyes? Don't just walk away guys, RUN.
"Perhaps I was wrong in not telling you about my first cataleptic fit, but..." - HUH, GEE LADY, YA THINK??
Let's see, murderous rage on the part of the hero, bloody impalement, hideous face grinning in death, and a quick visit to Hell. Sadly, the Comics Code would soon take all this joyful storytelling away from America's children.
Wow, Nita is amazingly forgiving here. Remember her HUSBAND TOLD A MOB TO KILL HER. Most guys would be in the doghouse for at LEAST two weeks if they pulled that kinda stunt. And beware!! As long as Madam Satan exists, evil stalks the Earth! And as long as Brother Sunbeam is around, there's plenty of Chartreuse, Benedictine, and Frangelico for all! See for yourself in next month's PEP COMICS!
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